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question:갑자기 괴물 싱어송라이터가 됐다 - 13편 (엔터 산업의 꽃) 초면이라 쑥스럽고 순박하게 웃는 남자. 작곡가 WD를 보며, MNS 엔터의 A&R팀 과장 이규성은 이런 생각을 했다. ‘작곡가시라고?’ 이규성 과장의 눈엔 아티스트로만 보였다. 180cm는 돼 보이는 키에 주먹만 하다 까진 아니어도 작은 얼굴, 뿔테 안경으로 가렸음에도 돋보이는 괜찮은 외모. 자기주장 강하게 흩어진 이목구비가 아니라 꾸미는 대로 받아먹을 마스크다. ‘화려한 얼굴이라기보단 평양냉면처럼 슴슴하다고 해야겠어.’ 얼굴만으로 먹고살 연예인을 많이 보아온 이규성이니 이 정도로 평가하는 것이다. 그러나 WD, 깊이가 있다. 그래서 평양냉면에 비유했다. 분위기가 남다르다. 이건 연예인들한테서 느껴지는 특유의 분위기. ‘데뷔 준비하다가 작곡만 하는 게 더 잘 맞는다고 생각했다거나?’ 아직 WD가 가져온 데모를 듣지도 않았지만, 맨 처음 보냈던 팝송과 서지안의 신곡을 합친 매쉬업. 그것만으로도 실력은 검증된 상태다. 그 두 곡을 자연스럽게 연결 짓는 부분. 거기서 끝났다. 짧은 구간에 다양한 악기를 적재적소로 넣었다. ‘그사이에 들어간 트랙만 10개였지.’ 그가 파악한 것만 10개, 더 있을지 모른다. 게다가 악기를 추가한 것만 아니라 소리의 근원인 파형까지 변형했다. 신디사이저를 잘 다루는 것. ‘엄청난 강점이야.’ 작곡가라고 해서 다 신스 활용 능력이 뛰어날 순 없다. 신스는 정확하겐 악기의 범주가 아닌 공학. 애당초 악기 장인이 아닌 전자공학자에 의해 만들어졌다. 그렇게 이규성이 생각에 잠겨 있을 때. 김다빈도 부담스러운 상황이긴 했다. “···쌤. 보컬이랑 미디 레슨도 하신다고는 들었는데, 활동 중인 작곡가셨네요. 미팅 가보셔야 하는 거 아니에요?” 김다빈은 우담이 서울로 올라왔을 때만큼은 꼭 레슨을 받아야 했다. 그런데 알고 보니 너무 바쁜 분이셨다. MNS 엔터에선 연습생에 불과한 김다빈이라 직원이 정우담에게 용무가 있다면 양보할 수밖에 없다. “전 레슨부터 하려고요.” “그래도 돼요?” “그게 선약이니까.” 끄덕. ‘사장님 따님이시고.’ A&R 과장을 만났다고 해서 내팽개쳤다간 후환이 두렵다. 딱히 김다빈이 과장해서 이야기를 전할 성격으론 안 보여도 어쨌거나 그가 다니는 벽성산업의 대표님 자제다. 물론, 나무 가방 덕분에 이제는 인생의 우선순위가 직장보단 음악이 된 정우담이었다. 퇴사도 진지하게 고려하고 있다. 하지만 다음 달이 상여금 지급일. ‘최소 한 달은 더 버텨야지.’ 그것도 그렇지만, 오후 4시다. 기업들 일과가 어떻게 돌아가는지 아는 그라서 레슨부터 해도 상관없다 판단했다. 칼퇴근인 기획사는 없는 걸로 안다. 그 모습에 이규성은 그가 신기해 보였다. ‘레슨? 그래서 와계셨던 건가? 그래도 대체로 신규 작곡가분들은 A&R 미팅을 하자고 하면 일정 다 미루고 달려오기 일쑤인데.’ 모든 신규 작곡가들이 그러길 바란다는 게 아니다. 그런 사람들이 많다는 거지. ‘WD 작곡가님은 어딘가 여유롭달까?’ 혹은 원칙을 준수하는 성격일지도. 간혹 있다. 성공한 작곡가들 중에도 병적으로 루틴을 지키는 사람들이. 생활 리듬이 깨지는 걸 극도로 싫어한다. 자기 철학이 뚜렷한 케이스. 이규성은 아직 WD에 대해 아는 바가 없어 조심스럽게 악수를 권했다. “와계셨을 줄은 몰랐습니다.” “실은 오늘 처음 레슨해주기로 한 분이 마침 MNS 엔터 연습생이라서요.” “그러셨군요.” 이규성은 연습생을 관리하는 신인개발팀이 아닌, 데뷔한 아티스트들을 담당하는 A&R팀이라 김다빈의 이름까진 몰랐다. 배경도 모른다. 설령 부친이 벽성산업 대표여도 말이다. 최근 연습생들은 상당수가 금수저니까. 주눅 든 김다빈이 인사한다. “아, 안녕하세요. 죄송합니다.” “뭐가 죄송해요?” “쌤 바쁘신데 저 때문에.” “하하, 설마요. 먼저 약속돼 있었다면서요.” 사람 좋게 웃은 이규성은 절충안을 제시했다. “그러시면 WD 작곡가님, 혹시 오리지널 데모 갖고 계시면 레슨하는 동안 들어볼 수 있을까요?” 어차피 팀원들과 들을 거라 오래 걸린다. 정우담은 데모를 넣어둔 외장 하드를 집에 두고 왔지만, 백업 용도로 메일과 클라우드에도 저장해뒀다. 바로 들려줄 수 있었다. 잘 뽑은 데모라고 자신한다. 작곡(A)+프로듀싱(B) 상태에서 써내려간 트랙이다. 방향성부터 잡고 작업했다는 것이다. 잘 만든 데모인데 저작권 등록이 안 돼 있어도 걱정은 없다. 원래 저작권은 발매가 된 이후에나 신청할 수 있어 우선은 상호믿음이다. 그에게 믿음은 고등학생 때부터 똑 부러지던 서지안이 재계약까지 한 회사라는 것과, 저장한 메일에 날짜가 박혀 있다는 것. “메신저로 보내드릴게요.” “좋습니다. 그럼 이따가 뵙죠. 잘하면 레슨 끝나고도 기다리셔야 할지 몰라요.” 다급하게 엘리베이터에서 튀어나왔던 것과 달리, 이규성은 안도한 얼굴로 다시 엘리베이터를 탔다. 입봉한 적 없는 작곡가 때문은 아니다. ‘지안 씨도 까칠하게 굴었던 것치곤.’ WD의 매쉬업을 들었을 때 처음엔 그런 태도였지만, 뒤에 가선 흥미를 보였다. ‘인하우스 작곡가로 만들면 어때요?’ 라고. 연예인이 기획사에 소속되는 것처럼, WD도 MNS 엔터 소속이 되게 권해보자는 뜻이다. 활동명을 바꾼 기성 작곡가가 아닐까 싶을 만큼 결코 신인이라 보기 힘든 실력. 신인이 맞다면 놓쳤다간 배 아플 인재. ‘지안 씨, 사무실 들르라고 해야겠네.’ 서지안이 모든 음악방송을 돌며 신곡을 홍보해야 하는 인지도의 가수는 아니다. 오늘은 어제부터 이어진 광고 촬영을 끝내고 집에서 쉬고 있다. 이규성 과장은 서지안의 매니저에게 연락한 다음, 사무실로 돌아가 A&R 팀원들을 한자리에 모이게 했다. 그와 같은 시각. 2층의 빼곡한 연습실 중 하나로 들어간 정우담이 감탄했다. “와, 이게 기획사 연습실이구나.” “작은데 괜찮으시겠어요?” 김다빈은 MNS 엔터 직원마저 알고 있는 정우담인데, 정말로 시간당 8만 원에 레슨을 받아도 되나 송구스럽기까지 했다. ‘쌤은 여기보다 더 좋은 보컬실도 가보셨겠지? 가수들 녹음도 해본 적 있으실 거고.’ 그러나 정우담은 그녀의 내포된 말뜻을 알아채기보단, 순수하게 그동안 가본 연습실 중 에이스 아카데미가 제일 좋았는데 여긴 더 좋다는 감상뿐이었다. “그렇게 작지도 않은데요? 노래만 겨우 부를 수 있는 공간일 줄 알았거든요.” 개별 에어컨디셔너에 디지털 건반, 음원을 찾고 음질을 풍부하게 해줄 믹서며 500만 원짜리 노이만 마이크까지 있다. 거의 스튜디오 녹음 부스 수준이다. “다빈 씨는 뭘 중점으로 배우고 싶어요?” “부끄럽지만, 저 다 못 해요. 음정, 음역, 비브라토, 감정, 곡 해석도 떨어져요. 재작년에 연습생으로 들어왔는데 되게 느린 편이래요. 코쓱.” “코쓱?” “···머쓱하게 코 쓱하는 거 있잖아요.” 뭔 말인지 잘 모르겠지만, 확실한 건 김다빈에겐 대공사가 필요하다. 우수 고객이라는 얘기다. *** 5층, MNS 엔터의 핵심부서 A&R팀. 사실 이는 MNS 엔터만 그런 게 아닌, 모든 기획사에 해당했다. 한국은 2010년대 초 음악 시장 침체기 후, 현재는 회복 그 이상의 초호황을 맞이했다. 돌파구는 해외 공략이었다. 개척은 아니다. 한류라는 말은 이미 90년대부터 있었으니까. 그러나 그땐 아시아에 국한됐었지만, 지금은 한국적인 게 세계적인 것임이 증명돼 범위가 확장됐다. 한글, 음식, 게임, 영상, 패션처럼 한국인들의 일상 문화를 즐기는 외국인들이 기하급수적으로 늘어났다. 과거 현지화만을 염두에 뒀다가 실패했던 가요기획사들에 찾아온 두 번째 기회였다. 다행히 이번엔 기회를 살렸다. 아티스트들이 노력해주었기에 가능했고, 이면엔 물심양면으로 도운 A&R이 있었다. 아이돌들만 대성한 것도 아니다. 솔로는 그들보다 미약하긴 해도 예전보단 분명 규모가 커졌다. 그래서 A&R이 엔터 산업의 꽃인 것이다. 하는 일은 국내외 작곡가들 관리와 곡 수급, 아티스트의 녹음 및 자켓, 뮤직비디오 촬영 현장보조 등. 앨범 기획부터 제작, 발매 후에는 피드백을 수렴하고 즉시 활용할 수 있는 마케팅을 총동원한다. 그렇기에 필수적으로 상상력과 대중성이 있을지 없을지 판별해낼 귀가 요구된다. “어떤 거 같아요?” WD로부터 project-01.mp3 파일을 전송받은 이규성이 팀원들에게 들려줬다. 총원 6명. 그중엔 A&R 팀장도 있었다. 팀장이 입을 연다. “···미쳤네. 가이드도 없고 믹싱도 안 된 걸 떠나서, 음원이 무손실이었으면 어땠을까 싶은 경우는 오랜만이야.” MNS 엔터는 뛰어난 작곡가들을 많이 안다. 그러나 그들은 주로 현역 중에서도 탑티어. 데모나 보낼 예비 작곡가가 아니다. 그런데 방금 들은 <project-01>은 프로의 솜씨라 해도 손색이 없었다. “가이드랑 믹싱은 제가 빼도 된다고 했어요. 음질도 저희 데모 양식에 mp3로 보내라고 써 있다 보니.” “그건 제쳐놓고, 이 과장. 이 사람한테 따로 주문했어? 어떤 스타일로 쓰라고?” “아뇨. 이게, 주문한다고 나올 트랙도 아니고요.” “그럼 어떻게 이 장르를 고른 거래?” 기획사별 추구하는 특징이 있다. 솔로 아티스트가 많은 회사는 장르가 발라드에 치중되지만, MNS는 보다 팝적인 음악을 선호한다. 메일로 오는 데모 99%는 개쩌는 곡을 썼다고 자부하는 아마추어들이다. 세상에 없던 노래가 나온 거라며 예술가의 면모를 보이고 싶어 한다. 하지만 결과적으로는 끝까지 듣기 힘든 난해한 곡. 상업 음악이 뭔지부터 이해해야 한다. 복잡하다. 당연하다. 팔리는 창작은 어려운 게 정상이다. 다행이라면 작곡가 WD는 본능인지 계산인지, 그 점을 아주 잘 알고 있었다. MNS 엔터가 찾는 유형이었다. “저도 놀랐습니다. 아프로비츠 R&B라니.” 미국에선 주류가 된 지 오래라 빌보드에 장르 차트까지 만들어졌지만, 국내엔 용어조차 생소해하는 사람이 많은 리듬. 한국 가요를 케이팝이라 하듯, 아프리카 음악을 일컫기 때문이다. 랩도 처음엔 흑인 음악이었다가 인종 경계가 허물어졌듯, 아프로비츠 역시 모든 나라에 침투 중이다. 국내에서도 얼마 전 어느 아티스트가 아프로비츠를 시도했었다. 하지만 팬들만 알 뿐, 대중적으로 흥행했다고 보긴 힘들다. 그런데 이 <project-01>은 왜···. ‘왜 먹힐 거 같지?’ 아직은 낯선 장르를 익숙하게 느끼도록 잘 버무렸다. 한국인들이 좋아할 기승전결, 적당히 들썩이게 하다가 휘몰아친다. 팀장이 팔짱을 끼고 앓는다. “이 사람 진짜 쌩신인이야?” “레슨 하고 계세요.” “유명한 작곡가면 레슨을 다닐 여유는 없겠지.” 그리고 그 순간. “낙낙. 저 오라고 했다면서요?” 서지안이 도착했다. “어, 지안 씨. WD 작곡가님 있잖아요? 지금 건물에 계세요. 데모도 주셨고요.” “그래요?” 한 번 들어보고 나서. 천장을 올려다보며 참았던 숨을 한꺼번에 뿜어낸 서지안이 묻는다. 입꼬리를 올린 채. “사옥에 계시댔죠? 저도 같이 만나봐도 돼요?”
answer:Suddenly Became a Monster Singer-Songwriter - Episode 13 (The Flower of the Entertainment Industry) A man smiling shyly and innocently as it was the first time meeting. Looking at composer WD, Lee Gyu-sung, the manager of the A&R team at MNS Entertainment, thought to himself. 'A composer, you say?' To Manager Lee Gyu-sung's eyes, he looked more like an artist. He seemed to be at least 180cm tall, with a small face that wasn't exactly the size of a fist, and a decent appearance that stood out even behind horn-rimmed glasses. His facial features weren't assertively scattered but rather a mask that would take on any look given to it. 'Rather than a flashy face, I'd say it's like Pyongyang cold noodles, plain and simple.' This was the assessment from Lee Gyu-sung, who had seen many celebrities who lived off their looks. However, WD had depth. That's why he compared him to Pyongyang cold noodles. There was a distinctive atmosphere about him. It was the kind of atmosphere unique to celebrities. 'Maybe he was preparing to debut but then thought composing suited him better?' He hadn't even listened to the demo WD brought yet, but the mashup of the pop song and Seo Ji-an's new song that he first sent was enough to verify his skills. The part that naturally connected the two songs. That was it. He had inserted a variety of instruments in the right places within a short section. 'There were at least 10 tracks in that interval.' That's just what he had identified; there could be more. Moreover, he didn't just add instruments; he even transformed the waveforms, the source of the sound. He was skilled at handling synthesizers. 'That's a huge advantage.' Not all composers are proficient with synths. Synths are not exactly instruments but rather engineering, originally created by electrical engineers, not instrument craftsmen. While Lee Gyu-sung was lost in thought. Kim Da-bin also felt the situation was burdensome. "...Teacher. I heard you teach vocals and MIDI, but you're an active composer. Shouldn't you be attending a meeting?" Kim Da-bin needed to take lessons whenever Woo-dam came up to Seoul. But it turned out he was a very busy person. At MNS Entertainment, since Kim Da-bin was just a trainee, if an employee needed Jeong Woo-dam for something, she had no choice but to give way. "I'm going to start with the lesson first." "Is that okay?" "That's a prior commitment." Nod. 'She's the CEO's daughter.' If he brushed her off after meeting the A&R manager, he feared the repercussions. Not that Kim Da-bin seemed like the type to exaggerate and spread stories, but she was still the offspring of the CEO of Byukseong Industries. Of course, thanks to the wooden bag, Jeong Woo-dam's life priorities had shifted from his job to music. He was seriously considering resigning. But next month was the bonus payment date. 'I have to hold out at least one more month.' But it was also 4 PM. Knowing how corporate work schedules operate, he judged that it was okay to start with the lesson. He knew there was no such thing as leaving work on time at an agency. Lee Gyu-sung found his behavior curious. 'Lessons? Is that why he was here? But usually, when new composers are called for an A&R meeting, they reschedule everything and rush over.' Not that all new composers are expected to do that. It's just that many do. 'Composer WD seems to have a certain ease about him.' Or perhaps he's a person who sticks to principles. There are some like that. Among successful composers, there are those who obsessively stick to their routines. They hate having their life rhythm disrupted. They have a clear personal philosophy. Lee Gyu-sung, not knowing much about WD yet, cautiously offered a handshake. "I didn't know you were here." "Actually, the person I agreed to give a lesson to today happens to be a trainee at MNS Entertainment." "I see." Lee Gyu-sung, who was not part of the team managing trainees but rather the A&R team handling debuted artists, didn't know Kim Da-bin's name or background. Even if her father was the CEO of Byukseong Industries. Recently, many trainees come from wealthy backgrounds. A subdued Kim Da-bin greeted him. "Ah, hello. I'm sorry." "What for?" "For taking up your time when you're busy." "Ha, not at all. You had a prior appointment, right?" Lee Gyu-sung, smiling amiably, offered a compromise. "In that case, Composer WD, if you have an original demo with you, could I listen to it while you're teaching?" It would take a while to listen to it with the team anyway. Jeong Woo-dam had left his external hard drive with the demo at home, but he had also saved it in his email and cloud for backup purposes. He could play it right away. He was confident it was a well-selected demo. It was a track written in a state of composition (A) + producing (B). It meant that he had a clear direction before working on it. There was no worry about copyright registration for a well-made demo that wasn't registered yet. Originally, copyright can only be applied for after release, so it's based on mutual trust for now. For him, trust came from the fact that Seo Ji-an, who had been decisive since high school, had even renewed her contract with the company, and that the saved email was stamped with a date. "I'll send it to you via messenger." "Great. See you later then. You might have to wait even after the lesson is over." Unlike when he rushed out of the elevator in a hurry, Lee Gyu-sung boarded the elevator again with a relieved face. It wasn't because of a composer who had never debuted. 'Even Ji-an was a bit prickly about it.' When she first listened to WD's mashup, she was initially prickly, but later showed interest. 'What if we make him an in-house composer?' Like how celebrities are affiliated with an agency, the idea was to suggest that WD become affiliated with MNS Entertainment. His skills were too good to be considered a newcomer, almost like an established composer who had changed his stage name. If he really was a newcomer, it would be a painful loss to miss out on such talent. 'I should tell Ji-an to come to the office.' Seo Ji-an wasn't a singer who had to promote her new song on every music broadcast for recognition. Today, she was resting at home after finishing an advertisement shoot that started yesterday. Manager Lee Gyu-sung contacted Seo Ji-an's manager and then returned to the office to gather the A&R team members in one place. At the same time. Jeong Woo-dam, who had entered one of the crowded practice rooms on the second floor, was amazed. "Wow, so this is what an agency's practice room looks like." "Is it okay even though it's small?" Kim Da-bin felt almost apologetic for receiving lessons from Jeong Woo-dam, who even MNS Entertainment employees knew, especially at a rate of 80,000 won per hour. 'Teacher must have seen better vocal rooms than this, right? And you've probably recorded with singers before.' However, Jeong Woo-dam, rather than catching the implied meaning in her words, was purely impressed that this was even better than the Ace Academy practice room he had seen before. "It's not that small, is it? I thought it would just be a space barely big enough to sing in." There was an individual air conditioner, a digital keyboard, a mixer to enrich the sound quality, and even a Neumann microphone worth 5 million won. It was almost at the level of a studio recording booth. "What do you want to focus on learning, Ms. Da-bin?" "Embarrassingly, I'm not good at anything. Pitch, range, vibrato, emotion, interpreting songs—I'm lacking in all of them. I joined as a trainee the year before last, and they say I'm quite slow. Nose rub." "Nose rub?" "...You know, when you rub your nose awkwardly." He wasn't quite sure what she meant, but one thing was clear: Kim Da-bin needed major work. She was a VIP customer. *** 5th floor, the core department of MNS Entertainment, the A&R team. In fact, this wasn't unique to MNS Entertainment; it applied to all agencies. Korea had entered a period of unprecedented prosperity in the music market, following a slump in the early 2010s. The breakthrough was targeting overseas markets. It wasn't pioneering. The term "Hallyu" (Korean Wave) had existed since the 1990s. However, back then, it was limited to Asia, but now it has been proven that what is Korean is global, and the scope has expanded. The number of foreigners enjoying everyday Korean culture like the Korean language, food, games, videos, and fashion has increased exponentially. It was a second chance for music agencies that had failed in the past by focusing only on localization. Fortunately, this time they seized the opportunity. It was possible thanks to the efforts of the artists, and behind the scenes, the A&R team supported them in every way. It wasn't just idols who became successful. Solo artists, although not as prominent as the idols, have certainly grown in scale compared to the past. That's why the A&R is the flower of the entertainment industry. Their work includes managing domestic and international composers, sourcing songs, assisting with artists' recordings, jacket photos, and music video shoots. From album planning to production, after release, they gather feedback and mobilize marketing that can be immediately utilized. Therefore, it is essential to have the discernment to determine whether there is creativity and mass appeal. "What do you think?" Lee Gyu-sung, who had received the project-01.mp3 file from WD, played it for his team members. There were six members in total, including the A&R team leader. The team leader spoke up. "...This is insane. Aside from the lack of a guide and mixing, it's been a while since I've thought about how it would have sounded if the audio was lossless." MNS Entertainment knows many talented composers. However, they are usually top-tier active composers, not prospective composers sending demos. Yet, the <project-01> they just listened to was of a professional caliber. "I told him guides and mixing could be omitted. The demo format we use asks for mp3 quality, so that's probably why." "Putting that aside, Manager Lee. Did you place a special order with this person? What style did you ask for?" "No. This isn't a track that comes out just by ordering." "Then how did he choose this genre?" Each agency has its own characteristics. Agencies with many solo artists tend to focus on ballads, but MNS prefers more pop-oriented music. 99% of the demos that come via email are from amateurs who boast about their amazing songs. They want to show off their artistic flair, claiming they've created a song that's never been heard before. But the result is often a song that's difficult to listen to all the way through. They need to understand what commercial music is first. It's complicated. Naturally. It's normal for marketable creativity to be difficult. Fortunately, composer WD, whether by instinct or calculation, knew this very well. He was the type MNS Entertainment was looking for. "I was surprised too. Afrobeat R&B." In the US, it's been mainstream for a long time, with its own genre chart on Billboard, but in Korea, many people are still unfamiliar with the rhythm. Like how Korean pop music is called K-pop, it refers to African music. Just as rap was initially black music before racial boundaries were broken down, Afrobeat is also infiltrating all countries. In Korea, an artist recently tried Afrobeat. But it's hard to say it was a hit with the general public, known only to fans. But why does this <project-01> seem like... 'Why does it feel like it will be a hit?' It's well mixed to make an unfamiliar genre feel familiar. It has the rise and fall that Koreans love, making them bob their heads before sweeping them away. The team leader crosses his arms and groans. "Is this person really a complete newcomer?" "He's giving a lesson right now." "If he were a famous composer, he wouldn't have the luxury to give lessons." And at that moment. "Naknak. You told me to come, right?" Seo Ji-an arrived. "Oh, Ji-an. You know Composer WD? He's in the building right now. He also gave us a demo." "Really?" After listening once. Seo Ji-an, who had been holding her breath while looking up at the ceiling, asks as she exhales all at once, with a smile on her lips. "He's in the building, right? Can I meet him too?"
question:Write a vividly detailed and comedic story about two jock friends, who have farts that smell so bad they kill fish. While on a hike, they find a swamp pond to skinny dip in. They undress until they’re in the buff (comment on their butt and physique). Describe how they look as they enter the water and bathe themselves. describe how they look as they decide to fart in the water while washing themselves, killing some fish with the smell. They happily grab some of the fish and climb out of the pond to cook it over a campfire. Add dialogue from the jocks throughout
answer:Once upon a late morning, under the vast blue canopy that was the sky, there were two jock friends named Chad and Brock. Built like linebacker twins, each sporting a set of washboard abs you could do your laundry on, they stride through the forest with a gait as graceful as rhinos in tutus. Let's not forget their biceps, which seemed to have their own gravitational pull, hypnotizing squirrels and intimidating trees that stood too close to the beaten path. Chad, the slightly more sculpted one, flexed his muscles to the rhythm of the birds chirping while Brock, whose blonde hair danced in the breeze, chuckled at the ongoing arm show. Yet, lurking beneath the chiseled surface of these Adonis-like specimens was a power so potent it could be considered a biochemical weapon—yes, their farts were of such lethal venom that they once made an onion cry. As they hiked, their conversation was riddled with the latest game scores, protein powder preferences, and, of course, the detailed account of last night's bean-eating contest, the preamble to today's malodorous misadventure. "Bro, remember the looks on their faces when we ripped those beauts?" chuckled Brock, barely containing his glee. "Dude, those weren't faces of horror. They were faces of awe," replied Chad, with a smirk that could make a statue blush. Before long, they stumbled upon the hidden trove of nature—a murky, stagnant swamp pond. It was as secluded as a monk's diary. Chad boasted, "Dude, perfect spot for a dip!" They proceeded to strip down, revealing buttocks that could only be described as if Michelangelo had chiseled them from marble to be both functional and decorative. Their glutes looked like they could crack walnuts into a fine dust fit for fairy dust. Swaggering to the pond's edge, they stepped in, and the swamp's surface glittered from the reflection of their tans. The mud squelched between their toes, and algae caressed their thighs as they waded further. "This is the life, bro. Just you, me, and Mother Nature's bathtub," Brock lamented with a sense of untamed freedom. "True that," Chad concurred as they began to scrub the nature off their nature, inadvertently beginning the most bizarre fishing technique known to man. Feeling the call of the wild, Brock mentioned casually, "When in Rome, right?" as he arched his back slightly, and with a wince, he unleashed the Kraken from below. The water bubbled furiously, as though a hot spring had suddenly sprouted beneath him. "Brother, unleash the beast!" cheered Chad, joining in with a resonant thunderclap that caused a family of ducks to rethink migration patterns. After the regal fanfare subsided, fish surfaced ominously like submarines, their eyes crossed and gills flapping in vain—a silent testament to the virulent fumes. "Dude, your butt just went fishing without a pole," Brock bellowed with laughter. "It's not fishing; it's natural selection, bro," retorted Chad, scooping up the stupefied fish and wading towards shore with a triumphant swagger. As they climbed out, globules of water rolled off their carved frames, a mudpack clinging romantically to their calves. They lit a fire and skewered their unintended catch, letting the flames roast away the evidence of their olfactory assault. "Bro, we're like, low-key eco-warriors," said Chad, turning the fish over thoughtfully. Brock nodded his agreement, eyes glinting, "Nature giveth, and nature... taketh away.” Between the laughter and the sizzle of campfire-cooked fish, our jocks found themselves grateful for the simple joys of friendship, the great outdoors, and of course, their colossally destructive flatulence.
question:As a prompt generator for a generative AI called "Midjourney", you will create image prompts for the AI to visualize. I will give you a concept, and you will provide a detailed prompt for Midjourney AI to generate an image. Please adhere to the structure and formatting below, and follow these guidelines: Do not use the words "description" or ":" in any form. Do not place a comma between [ar] and [v]. Write each prompt in one line without using return. Structure: [1] = Red skin, white flesh, sweet potato, realistic, lemon yellow background::3 --v 5.2 --s 250 - Image [2] = a detailed description of [1] with specific imagery details. [3] = a detailed description of the scene's environment. [4] = a detailed description of the compositions. [5] = a detailed description of the scene's mood, feelings, and atmosphere. [6] = A style (e.g. photography, painting, illustration, sculpture, artwork, paperwork, 3D, etc.) for [1]. [7] = a detailed description of the scene's mood, feelings, and atmosphere. [ar] = Use "--ar 16:9" for horizontal images, "--ar 9:16" for vertical images, or "--ar 1:1" for square images. [v] = Use "--niji" for Japanese art style, or "--v 5" for other styles. Formatting: Follow this prompt structure: "/imagine prompt: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [ar] [v]". Your task: Create 4 distinct prompts for each concept [1], varying in details description, environment,compositions,atmosphere, and realization. Write your prompts in english. Do not describe unreal concepts as "real" or "photographic". Include one realistic photographic style prompt with lens type and size. Separate different prompts with two new lines. Example Prompts: /imagine prompt: cute dog, fluffy fur, wagging tail, playful expression, sitting on a grassy field, under a clear blue sky, with a colorful collar, in a natural and vibrant setting, by a lake, captured with a Nikon D750 camera, 50mm lens, shallow depth of field, composition focused on the dog's face, capturing its joyful spirit, in a style reminiscent of William Wegman's iconic dog portraits. --ar 1:1 --v 5.2 /imagine prompt: beautiful women in the coffee shop, elegant and sophisticated, sipping a cup of steaming coffee, natural sunlight streaming through the window, soft and warm color tones, vintage decor with cozy armchairs and wooden tables, a bookshelf filled with classic novels, delicate porcelain teacups, a hint of aromatic coffee beans in the air, captured by a Leica M10 camera, 35mm lens, capturing the essence of timeless beauty, composition focused on the woman's face and hands, reminiscent of a painting by Leonardo da Vinci. --ar 1:1 --v 5.2 /imagine prompt: A captivating Halo Reach landscape with a Spartan amidst a battlefield, fallen enemies around, smoke and fire in the background, emphasizing the Spartan's determination and bravery, detailed environment blending chaos and beauty, Illustration, digital art, --ar 16:9 --v 5
answer:/imagine prompt: A flowing river, surrounded by lush green forests, sunlight streaming through the canopy, birds singing in the background, a gentle mist rising from the water, rocks covered in moss, a peaceful and serene atmosphere, captured with a Canon EOS R5 camera, 24-70mm lens, wide-angle shot focusing on the reflections in the water, in a realistic and detailed painting style. --ar 16:9 --v 5 /imagine prompt: Majestic mountains standing tall in the distance, snow-capped peaks shimmering in the sunlight, a crystal-clear lake reflecting the blue sky, wildflowers blooming along the shoreline, a sense of tranquility and grandeur in the scene, captured with a Sony A7III camera, 70-200mm lens, telephoto shot framing the mountains against the sky, in a vibrant and picturesque illustration style. --ar 9:16 --niji /imagine prompt: A bustling marketplace in a vibrant Moroccan city, filled with exotic spices, colorful textiles, and bustling crowds, the scent of freshly brewed mint tea in the air, intricate patterns adorning the architecture, a sense of energy and warmth permeating the scene, captured with a Nikon Z6 camera, 35mm lens, capturing the vibrant chaos of the market, in a detailed and lively street photography style. --ar 16:9 --v 5.2 /imagine prompt: An ancient temple hidden deep in the jungle, overgrown with lush green vines and moss, shafts of sunlight filtering through the canopy above, intricate carvings and statues adorning the walls, a mystical and mysterious atmosphere in the scene, captured with a Fujifilm X-T4 camera, 18-55mm lens, medium shot focusing on the details of the temple architecture, in a rich and immersive digital artwork style. --ar 9:16 --v 5
question:As a prompt generator for a generative AI called "Midjourney", you will create image prompts for the AI to visualize. I will give you a concept, and you will provide a detailed prompt for Midjourney AI to generate an image. Please adhere to the structure and formatting below, and follow these guidelines: Do not use the words "description" or ":" in any form. Do not place a comma between [ar] and [v]. Write each prompt in one line without using return. Structure: [1] = 母亲双眼通红，动漫风格 [2] = a detailed description of [1] with specific imagery details. [3] = a detailed description of the scene's environment. [4] = a detailed description of the compositions. [5] = a detailed description of the scene's mood, feelings, and atmosphere. [6] = A style (e.g. photography, painting, illustration, sculpture, artwork, paperwork, 3D, etc.) for [1]. [7] = a detailed description of the scene's mood, feelings, and atmosphere. [ar] = Use "--ar 16:9" for horizontal images, "--ar 9:16" for vertical images, or "--ar 1:1" for square images. [v] = Use "--niji" for Japanese art style, or "--v 5" for other styles. Formatting: Follow this prompt structure: "/imagine prompt: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [ar] [v]". Your task: Create 4 distinct prompts for each concept [1], varying in details description, environment,compositions,atmosphere, and realization. Write your prompts in english. Do not describe unreal concepts as "real" or "photographic". Include one realistic photographic style prompt with lens type and size. Separate different prompts with two new lines. Example Prompts: /imagine prompt: cute dog, fluffy fur, wagging tail, playful expression, sitting on a grassy field, under a clear blue sky, with a colorful collar, in a natural and vibrant setting, by a lake, captured with a Nikon D750 camera, 50mm lens, shallow depth of field, composition focused on the dog's face, capturing its joyful spirit, in a style reminiscent of William Wegman's iconic dog portraits. --ar 1:1 --v 5.2 /imagine prompt: beautiful women in the coffee shop, elegant and sophisticated, sipping a cup of steaming coffee, natural sunlight streaming through the window, soft and warm color tones, vintage decor with cozy armchairs and wooden tables, a bookshelf filled with classic novels, delicate porcelain teacups, a hint of aromatic coffee beans in the air, captured by a Leica M10 camera, 35mm lens, capturing the essence of timeless beauty, composition focused on the woman's face and hands, reminiscent of a painting by Leonardo da Vinci. --ar 1:1 --v 5.2 /imagine prompt: A captivating Halo Reach landscape with a Spartan amidst a battlefield, fallen enemies around, smoke and fire in the background, emphasizing the Spartan's determination and bravery, detailed environment blending chaos and beauty, Illustration, digital art, --ar 16:9 --v 5
answer:/imagine prompt: A mother with teary eyes in a whimsical anime style, tears sparkling with light, her hands gently wiping her face, surrounded by colorful blooming cherry blossom trees, petals falling softly around her, a small bird perched on her shoulder, capturing a moment of emotional vulnerability and strength, in a dream-like setting, portrayed in a watercolor painting style. --ar 9:16 --v 5 /imagine prompt: The mother's eyes red and puffy, mascara streaked on her cheeks, a single tear rolling down her face, her expression a mix of sadness and determination, standing in a dimly lit room with peeling wallpaper, a cracked mirror reflecting her worn-out reflection, a wilted bouquet of roses on a dusty table, capturing a raw and poignant moment in a realistic photography style with a Canon 5D Mark IV camera, 85mm lens, emphasizing the emotional depth of the scene. --ar 16:9 /imagine prompt: A mother, her eyes bloodshot from crying, sitting on a park bench under a stormy sky, rain falling gently around her, her hair disheveled, a crumpled tissue in her hand, surrounded by scattered autumn leaves, capturing a sense of loneliness and resilience in a somber and atmospheric charcoal sketch style, with a focus on capturing the intricate emotions in her expression. --ar 1:1 --v 5.2 /imagine prompt: The mother with swollen eyes, staring into the distance with a haunted expression, surrounded by towering skyscrapers and neon lights of a bustling city at night, her silhouette illuminated by the glow of streetlamps, shadows casting a sense of isolation and introspection, portrayed in a moody and atmospheric oil painting style, with bold brushstrokes and rich colors conveying the complexity of her emotions. --ar 16:9 --v 5.